The Daily Mash gives its own take on the arrest of Conservative MP Damian Green:
THE Prime Minister last night began the elimination of his enemies as he pledged to cleanse Britain of the virus of dissent.
Crowds cheered and threw rotten fruit at Conservative MP Damian Green as he was dragged from his bed in the early hours by the Prime Minister's anti-treason officers.
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And be afraid. Be very afraid. Wit aside, what is happening in England today (I would write "Britain" but Scotland and Wales have been granted meaningful national devolution, doncha know, and their peoples still question things) is quite, quite terrifying.